Sarcasm & Poor Decisions Tee

the honest performance review. fuelled by caffeine, held together by spite, optimistic only on tuesdays — and even then, not before noon. for anyone whose 'how are you' would require a longer answer than anyone actually wants. the tee saves you the conversation.

premium mid-weight combed cotton. unisex fit, true to size, sits slightly relaxed. designed and printed in new zealand.

care: wash cold inside out, hang dry, no bleach, no iron on the print.

shipping: nz-wide standard delivery, rural extra. free over $75.

returns: see our returns policy.

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