SHOCKINGLY

HONEST

APPAREL.

A novelty apparel brand for adults who'd rather not explain themselves.

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New Arrivals
I'm Fine

What everyone is wearing. Typical.

I'm Fine

I'm Fine

I'm Fine
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Shockingly Honest

Shockingly Honest

Shockingly Honest
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Sarcasm & Poor Decisions

Sarcasm & Poor Decisions

Sarcasm & Poor Decisions
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Patience Left The Chat

Patience Left The Chat

Patience Left The Chat
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Meeting Survivor

Meeting Survivor

Meeting Survivor
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Should've Been An Email

Should've Been An Email

Should've Been An Email
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Came Saw Napped

Came Saw Napped

Came Saw Napped
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Aggressive Optimism

Aggressive Optimism

Aggressive Optimism
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Overthinking Champion

Overthinking Champion

Overthinking Champion
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
Not My Circus

Not My Circus

Not My Circus
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
I'm Fine

I'm Fine

I'm Fine
$49.00 NZD
$49.00 NZD
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Shockingly Honest

We say it how it is.

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Safe. Simple. Sorted.

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Designed + Printed In NZ.

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