Efficiently Social Hoodie
a polite-ish reframe for anyone who keeps small talk under ninety seconds and considers that generous. you're not antisocial — you're running a tight schedule and the chitchat queue is full. wear it to the after-work drinks, the school pick-up, the lift you'd rather have taken alone. they'll understand. eventually.
in hoodie form: with a hood and a kangaroo pocket, for the days that need a polite exit.
premium 350gsm cotton fleece, brushed back inside, double-lined hood, kangaroo pocket. unisex relaxed fit. designed and printed in new zealand.
care: wash cold inside out, hang dry, no bleach, no iron on the print.
shipping: nz-wide standard delivery, rural extra. free over $75.
returns: see our returns policy.