for the days when the social battery never charged overnight. wear it as a warning shot to anyone considering small talk. they'll get the message — or they won't, and you're covered either way.

premium mid-weight combed cotton. unisex fit, true to size, sits slightly relaxed. designed and printed in new zealand.

care: wash cold inside out, hang dry, no bleach, no iron on the print.

shipping: nz-wide standard delivery, rural extra. free over $75.

returns: see our returns policy.

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