the universal three-line response to anyone asking how you're doing this week. it isn't, it isn't, and it isn't — but the tee saves you the actual conversation. wear it to therapy or to the office. same effect.

premium mid-weight combed cotton. unisex fit, true to size, sits slightly relaxed. designed and printed in new zealand.

care: wash cold inside out, hang dry, no bleach, no iron on the print.

shipping: nz-wide standard delivery, rural extra. free over $75.

returns: see our returns policy.

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